Alright, I know this looks weird, but do you know what this shit is:
IT’S A GODDAMNED LAPTOP, BUILT AS A BRACELET.YOU FUCKING HEARD ME CORRECTLY. YOU WEAR IT ON YOUR GODDAMNED WRIST, AND LIKE FUCKING STEVE JOBS OR SHIT, YOU WHIP IT OUT LIKE SOME SORT OF TECH MESSIAH.
NEED A STATISTIC TO DISPROVE A DOUCHE?
NEED AN ANSWER WHEN YOU WANT TO CHEAT ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE WITHOUT LOOKING DIRT POOR LIKE SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE?
WANT TO WATCH SPONTANIOUS PORN ON THE SUBWAY WHILE USING THE SAME HAND FOR THE ACTION APPLIED TO PORN?
WANT TO GOOGLE PICTURES OF CATS?
WANT TO WATCH SPONTANIOUS PORN OF CATS!?THEN THIS IS THE THING FOR YOU.
THEN THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING NEED. HOLY FUCKING SHIT BILL GATES IS LIKE SHITTING HIMSELF THIS IS SO DAMN AMAZING.proposed to be available in 2020.
Reblogging for comment, and date.
Is it horrible that I know the science behind this thing?
…I’m aroused by this.
sweet jelly-filled christ this is beautiful