Aries: imagining what it would be like to fly around everywhere with fairy wings
Taurus: wearing mismatched socks and 3D glasses all the time
Gemini: wearing a party hat to funerals
Cancer: pretending to be a cat no matter how inappropriate the situation
Leo: licking your monitor to try and taste the pictures on the screen
Virgo: yelling at everything, especially inanimate objects
Libra: constantly consulting a magic eight ball for advice
Scorpio: carrying both lipstick and a miniature chainsaw in your bag
Sagittarius: prancing around the house with a “magic” wand even though you know magic isn’t real
Capricorn: buying tons of exotic milk, like milk from cows or horses
Aquarius: putting clown horns on your shoes so you honk every time you take a step
Pisces: getting really confused and disoriented by zodiac posts and not really being sure w
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