notchicken:

strazza-thats-me:

dankickedphilsstickz:

barackobaema:

Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit. 

OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?

I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

JUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.

Holy fuck are you guys okay