fun facts about this aussie heatwave
- the bricks on the inside of my gf’s house – the central pillar, unconnected to the outside – are hot to the touch
- i spent ten minutes in the sun today and i am sunburnt
- train tracks are buckling and causing delays
- the victorian power grid keeps going down
- there have been 250+ fires caused by lightning since last night, and 15 still out of control
- fuck me it’s so fucking hot