zemmer:

more benefits to being a cat

• loved at any weight
• its not weird if you’re awake in the middle of the night
• people believe you when you say the gender of a cat no matter what it looks like
• no one judges you for not showering or leaving the house
• you can just leave in the middle of an interaction
• no deadlines or bills
• not expected to wear clothing
• not cold if naked
• if you do wear clothing you will be considered 500% cute no matter what
• cute whiskers
• tail
• super flexible