twobearsforever:

iamsexuallyvoracious:

twerkforresttwerk:

its so strange to think how less than 200 years ago people considered vampires to be some of the most utterly terrifying creatures on earth and literally dug up anyone thought to be undead and burned their organs while praying furiously. i just saw a commercial where a family of vampires enjoyed some wholesome nutri grain bars. america is a wonderful place

200 years ago they didn’t have the human centipede

what