awfulbanter:

Australian Media outlets today were shocked to discover that under the new Asylum Seeker Policies, if Santa were to enter Australian waters on his sleigh, he would be seized and sent to the now strangely prophetic ‘Christmas Island’. 

Tony Abbot was not able to be reached as he was holidaying in his summer house on Mt Crumpit, members of his office said that Tony Abbot wishes everybody “a White christmas”