A Gordon Ramsey-esque disability advocate travelling around the world to roast ableist assholes
“What do you mean you run a blog about your child without their permission? I wouldn’t trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking social media platform”
“Hey, panini head, are you listening to me? I said DON’T TELL THEM TO TRY YOGA”
“Oh, you think they should have a positive attitude? You deserve a kick in the nuts”
“You loiter in accessible parking spaces to see if people are “faking” or not? You’ve just confirmed in my mind that you’re not trustworthy. So fuck you”
“You took a disabled person to prom ten years ago and won’t shut up about it whenever you meet another disabled person? YOU’RE A FUCKING DISGRACE”
“My gran could be a better person! And she’s dead!”
Feel free to add more my good (disabled) bitches
I would pay for this ahhh!! So good.