edgion-the-great:

hajimeme-hinatiddies:

noirandchocolate:

autisticninjacole:

brieflyshypuppy:

cinnominbubble:

caecilius-est-pater:

chefpyro:

cianm1301:

direhuman:

missserketisatramp:

noodlenumber:

acidsbeats:

notsoheadless:

cowards-sorcery:

triclops:

homestuckcharactergifs:

thealienbae:

steelsamuraiofficial:

tchaikxvsky:

femme-fatigue:

curlicuecal:

yd12k:

moirails-for-life-yo:

visualvexation:

drkotobuki:

jeon-wonwon:

adoerable:

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?”
“6”
“Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

My personal favorite:

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA?
KANAYA: No
KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

@pacifriske

“Your eyes are an ocean. Your breasts are also an ocean.”

TG: jc your are the tightassiest tightass who ever tightened up an ass

@autisticninjacole @artcanary are these seriously real quotes

yea thts real.

heres my personal faves

“BEEP BEEP BEEP All aboard the idiot wagon!”

“You don’t know why you are wasting time on this website. It is for little children who poop hard in their baby ass diapers.”

“Spades Slick cannot return to bring Hearts Boxcars because obviously Diamonds Droog is too busy being Clubs Deuce.”

“Everybody out of the goddamn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.”

GT: YOURE BLUFFING YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO GIVE ME A PHANTASMAL ERECTION!
TT: Jake, please.
TT: Members of the juggalo party aren’t the only ones who can pitch a big tent.
GT: THEN GO AHEAD! MAKE MY FUCKING DAY!
GT: IM READY FOR YOU. YOU THINK IM AFRAID? ILL TAKE YOUR BONER MAGIC LIKE A MAN!
GT: IM NOT ASHAMED! I WILL STAND TALL AND PROUD AT FULL MAST IN FRONT OF THIS PRETTY ALIEN!
GT: DO YOUR WORST YOU BASTARD!!!!!
TT: This is so stupid.
TT: You are out of your mind. And this is coming from your mind itself.
TT: I can’t even watch this. I’m out of here.
GT: WELL GOOD RIDDANCE TO IRONIC HIPSTER DOUCHEWAD RUBBISH IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!

How could you all forget…