Friend: So what is Doctor Who about?
Me:
Me: So he kidnaps two teachers
Me: and then she tries to stab them with a pair of scissors
Me: AND HE WEARS A KILT
Me: So then the Doctor strips and jumps into the ocean
Me: and then his old boyfriend shows up and he has this really evil beard and he tries to take over the world with plastic daffodils
Me: SO HE DRESSES IN DRAG AND FIGHTS GIANT MAGGOTS
Me:and THEN THE GRASS KILLS EVERYONE
Me: and it’s A BIG INFLATABLE SNAKE
Me: so it turns out it was the Doctor in a giant fish suit
Me: anyways she starts to turn into a cheetah
Me: it turns out his mother was the vampire
Me: So the snake possesses Eric Roberts
Me: THEN THEY FLY OUT OF THE BURNING AIRSHIP ON THE BACK OF A TIME TRAVELLING PTERADACTYL
Me: GAS MASED ZOMBIE CHILDREN
Me: Then the space rhinos transport the hospital to the moon so they can catch a vampire
Me: The vampire uses a bendy straw
Me: So it turns out he was a giant bee
Me: and Rory’s made of plastic
Friend:
Me: It’s all pretty simple actually you would like it