imagineequius:

Imagine the 2016 election, Obama can’t run again and Romney has become too powerful to compete against, what are the other parties going to do? “%cuse me” a voice says from the back of the room, everyone turns and looks, it is Equius. Romney starts to sweat nervously. Equius punches him in the face “I am the only one that gets to sweat” he whispers. The election is unanimous, Equius is president. All world problems have ended, except for the distinct lack of towels.