Saw so many suggestively, luxuriously posed St. Sebastians at the Louvre, you don’t even know.
@lilliburlero I feel like this might make you laugh
I trust you have all read Mallory Ortberg’s The Martyrdom Of Saint Sebastian, In Ascending Order Of Sexiness And Descending Order Of Actual Martyring
tag @thesierrasimone
This is a thing. As an art historian I can confirm.