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things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:

1. im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
2. do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
3. you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
4. i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
5. please dont crawl into my sleeves
6. (sings a duet with a cricket)