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keeping the streets safe

This sounds like something from Night Vale

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In other news the sheriff’s secret police arrested the local tornado. Yes, the one camping outside the whispering forest, personally I liked that tornado, it was nice and damaged Steve Carlsburg’s house before settling in its little camp. Such a lovely Tornado.

But as we know, tornadoes do tend to get a bit out of hand if left alone, so we thank the sheriffs secret police for at least arresting it after its work was done.