wanktissue:

wanktissue:

i just found a dusty box full of marbles under my bed with “john morris” written on the inside in a 10 year old’s writing and i asked dad why this box of marbles belonging to a 10 year old john morris was under my bed and he said “that kid stuck my head in the toilet in 6th grade so my older brother broke into his house and stole his prized box of marbles”

oh my god