taako: wish people would shut up about the dimensional rip in the sky with demons pouring out of it and start talking about my cute outfit again
magnus: This Guy Pet A Dog And Utterly Killed It, I Meant He Was Really Good At Petting The Dog But It Came Out Wrong, The Dog Is Fine
merle: hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news
lucretia: its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future
killian: dont speak i know just what youre saying, something about how beautiful and strong i am probably
carey: inventory:
a polly pocket with a switchblade inside of it
a troll doll with a switchblade instead of hair
6 moonstones
a regular switchblade
lup: watching everything go up in flames has made me rethink everything i thought i knew about lighting things on fire
barry: sometimes in life the things we forget the most are the things we truly remember
davenport: i will jump out of this space ship and use wrestling moves to destroy the sun just you wait
angus: i am becoming intelligently smart, using magic such as spells, it’s actually so easy for me to do it
no3113: time heals all wounds, makes us stronger, and grows us gundam robot limbs over our old ones
avi: life is about the journey not the destination, forget about the impact and just enjoy hurtling on fire in a downward trajectory
johann: ‘guitar solo’ sounds lonely to me.. guess thats why im not a famous musician
kravitz: hate when people say im lurking in the shadows when im just chilling
garfield: tired of people asking you if you are tired of something in order to sell you products? for the low price of money have i got the solution f
magic brian: being bitten by the world’s most venomous and poisonous animals is a luxurious extravagance i don’t take lightly, i view it as a privilege
jenkins: reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic
hurley: live, laugh, love, motor cycle
sloane: some times in life you have to drive a race car insanely fast and do a sharp turn and fly off into outer space just for the drama
lucas: back in the frankenstein times you could make a monster whenever you wanted, these days you have to have a license or something i guess
roswell: talk to the bird on my shoulder because the face aint listening
the vogue elves: everyone who died and was killed on my quest to get really good hair and fashion deserved it and i dont care
the hunger: when you think things couldnt get any worse look to the sky, its me floating in on a stupid blimp to ruin everything and cause many problems
john: i am traveling through space and time refusing to learn anything and being a diva about it
the voidfish: learning something is the first step to forgetting something so if you never learn anything you will never forget anything
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