saccharinesylph:

luxtempestas:

HETALIA: homestuck! there you are I’ve been looking all over the place for you man!! what’s goin-

HETALIA: oh my god.

HOMESTUCK: ohhey hetata! *hic* fuck that aint it

HOMESTUCK: haylala?

HETALIA: oh man what’s gotten into you homestuck?!? who died this time??

HETALIA: I’m your diamondy quadrant friend-its like my job to help you with this!

HETALIA: homestuck?

HOMESTUCK: …….

HOMESTUCK: wha…..*hic*

HOMESTUCK: what’s a ‘homestuck’?

HETALIA: ???

HOMESTUCK: well i’m goin go purify some goats*hic!* ghosts now! get me some crodits and shit

HOMESTUCK: maybe later you can tell me all about this hamsteak thing you like so much, k? 

HOMESTUCK: u look so adorbs when you talk bout things ur passinorte *passonate about! ;D

Your name is HETALIA and YOU’RE NOT QUITE SURE WHAT’S HAPPENED TO YOUR FRIEND.

Oops actually tearing up and being stupidly upset