wholet:

aro-rusco:

themanwhocantdie:

missargent:

wonderfulnonsense:

I wonder if the Doctor keeps throwing it out into black holes or something but it keeps reappearing in really passive-aggressive places.

#in the shower #on his favorite tea cup #in his coat pocket

#one morning he wakes up after throwing it into a particularly vicious black hole #and the manual is splayed open across his face #’IGNORE ME NOW I DARE YOU’

#Materialises on the ceiling and then just falls on top on his head at some point #appears on his chair #in the air conditioning #READ ME DOCTOR READ ME #it materialises inside a bag of crisps #like he goes to eat some crisps #but NOPE TARDIS MANUAL #replaces his favourite shirt or something

#Sexy’s unnumbered attempts to get him to OPEN THE DOORS CORRECTLY #and TURN OFF THE BRAKES