enderman:

tumblr predictions for the final quarter of 2018:

• tumblr witches cast a hex on the overwatch devs for “appropriating pagan culture” with whatever the halloween skins are gonna be

• out of context screenshots of scooby doo become a really big meme one week for some reason, especially anything with scrappy doo
• trilllizard deletes. he says it’s because he’s matured and grown tired of tumblr, but we all know the real reason
• the mobile app develops a new glitch where posts meant for a sideblog occasionally also post to the primary blog if your phone lags and you spam the button too much. chaos ensues
• reylo fans try to launch a con. they don’t call it reylo con, but because that’s the only people posting about it, everyone calls it reylo con. antis are banned of course. so is anyone else with a sense of dignity. it never happens and the organizers run off with the $72,000 in crowd-funded money
• warriormale comes back to announce he’s started his own training program, which becomes wildly successful
• mcdonalds announces the limited edition fortnite burger, which leads to a repeat of the szechuan sauce fiasco