theraggedyhipster:

every time I see a HP fan in public carrying a wand around, I want to run up to them and be like “SWEET MERLIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WALKING AROUND WITH THAT OUT YOU’LL EXPOSE US ALL!” and go to take the wand and the second I touch it I’ll slowly release them and go “oh, it… it’s not a real wand, haha, yes, of course it isn’t real at all.”

and just back away slowly into the shadows