australian-diaspora:

pizza:

nahthatsnotveryraven:

in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller 

and there’s another episode when the older boy gets pregnant with a tree girl after pissing on her tree and he vomits up their green, slimey, tree child

and where they find this water spirit … thingy who helps the 10 year old win a pissing contest by making his piss go up really high and his friends were v. impressed

tho my favourite was the older sister who was in a constant state of existential crisis