lucioballin:

God tier McElroy goofs

– can you curse a real sword?
– AMELIE, I COOK AN EGG WITH A SPOON
– I will take a hammer and FIX the baby
– beanfreak
– roachy
– I’m sprite pepsi, and I’m abstinence till I die!
– worcestersher
– what about…. one million dragons? OH NO NO NNON ONNONN NO
– ‘he took a lemon out of his bag, and started peeling it, then asked for the time’
– teleporting the soldiers to the dairy queen with the dairy queen teleporting gun
– SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW.
– the clownbox
– I THINK DOGS SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE
– Justin recording a radio break and getting everything wrong
– You know 😉
– HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHAT THE F U C K HAPPENED TO YOU
– when Daz gets that One good shot and Griffin and Justin go fucking wild
– The entirety of Griffin not letting Justin leave in Catlateral damage