I really want to see how this conversation took place with Mabel asking Grunkle Stan to marry waddles and glompers.
“We have gathered here today to humor my niece by binding these two farm animals in holy matrin- matrimin- bleh”
“Sweetie, you know I’m not ordained to do this you know-”
“PLLLEEEEEEAAASE????”
*sigh*
yes. this is good.
“So if anyone has any reason, besides, y’know, basic common sense why these animals shouldn’t be wed, you can keep your mouth shut because Mabel doesn’t want to hear it. There, you’re married. Your lives are officially over.”