landofsomethingsomething:

jake: *effortlessly lifts dirk onto his shoulders*
jade: *effortlessly lifts davepeta onto her shoulders*
john: *effortlessly lifts roxy onto his shoulders*
jane: *effortlessly lifts callie onto her shoulders*
kanaya: *effortlessly lifts rose onto her shoulders*
karkat: *sweating* WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I CAN’T DO IT. OF COURSE I CAN DO IT. DAVE WEIGHS PRACTICALLY NOTHING. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
dave: come on babe heft me like a sack of grain 
karkat: I WILL. I CAN. I ABSOLUTELY CAN. I’M JUST NOT GOING TO DO IT NOW. I’M GOING TO DO IT ON MY OWN TIME. IT’S GOING TO BE MY CHOICE. I’M NOT GOING TO BE PEER PRESSURED BY A GROUP OF MUSCLED MOON THUGS, JUST STANDING THERE EXPECTANTLY, WAGGLING THEIR IMPUDENT EYEBROWS IN A WAY THEY *KNOW* I FIND UPSETTING,