prokopetz:

More stupid curses for your Dungeons & Dragons game:

• Having robbed a leprechaun’s hoard, the party are now themselves at the end of the rainbow. Constantly having a rainbow pointing out your exact location is more troublesome than you’d think!
• Having interrupted a rite to a goddess of the hearth, the party has been “blessed” with an aura of deliciousness. It doesn’t specifically compel anyone to want to eat them; it just gives them the unaccountable certainty that if they did, it’d be the best meal they’ve ever had
• Having done a favour for an evil dragon who always repays her debts but resents having to do so, the party has been granted the loyal service of a mob of enthusiastically incompetent kobolds who always show up again no matter how many times they’re seemingly lost or killed
• Having insulted the god of wealth, the party has been stricken with the absolute inability to tell gold pieces from copper, or vice versa; worse, the curse is contagious and afflicts anyone who tries to help them with their finances, even under duress
• Having consumed expired healing potions, the party’s blood has developed healing properties; once word of their condition gets around, they quickly find themselves hunted by parties of rival adventurers who wish to harvest their precious bodily fluids!