eoin missed out on a great many plot opportunities, but i am still so fuckening angerey that he didn’t make artemis’s voice crack when he was going thru puberty in the lost colony. artemis would be forced to use sign language bc yes hes gotta diffuse this bomb to save his friends + an entire species of demons + get back safely to his family but theres no way hes going to give holly motherfuckin short more blackmail material by shOUTing into the abyss of the space-time continuum
Friendship is fake n he’s riding this situation into the ninth layer of hell
artemis in a super important business meeting and his voice cracks, he hears a snicker from the back, he then proceeds to buy out everything that man owns and blackmail holly (with a pic of her cowboy phase) to haunt the man
