Somebody who has never watched Gravity Falls caption this with what’s happening in this picture
DnD party, just killed a monster for the loot. Tall girl distracted monster and got hurt, small girls killed it and are soaked in its rainbow blood, and the chaotic neutral Orc is trying to grab all the loot for himself while the paladin glares at him from across the table. The DM is hopelessly confused.
Wow
That’s pretty accurate, really.
That is almost exactly what happened.