on earth c they make a live action remake of the events of sburb except they get a lot of things wrong. at one point the person playing dave strider looks at the camera, pulls down his shades, and winks
you know how everyone drew dirk as yaoi sex god? yeah. they get a 20 year old male model to play 13 year old dirk
earth c film producers rewrite the movie to give john a gay love interest bc they are worried that audiences wont find a heterosexual protagonist relatable