hiveswap good ending: Joey goes back to her home on earth
hiveswap bad ending: Joey is publically executed for refusing to laugh at Trizza’s rage comics
hiveswap true ending: Joey, still undercover, studies biology at an Alternian university for 7 years. she presents her doctoral dissertation to the university review board, and to us, the readers. it’s a comprehensive, evolutionarily informed biological explanation of the form and function of troll titties. it all finally makes sense. ARquiussprite extracanonically appears, drenched in sweat and a single emotional tear. we finally know.