Clowns are Funny for Once

I don’t like clowns
I don’t think they’re scary, I have no fear of them, I just think they’re stupid
But this whole thing with America, with all the clowns running around?
Its fucking hilarious
IT Just CAME OUT OF NOWHERE
THERES FUCKING CLOWNS EVERYWHERE
THEY’RE LIKE A SPECIES IN A DIFFERENT ECOSYSTEM. Everyone’s getting warned to stay away from them and not shoot em, and people are like “Holy shit, Will, IS THAT A CLOWN?”
AND THE ICING ON THE CAKE
THERES THIS DUDE WHO RUNS THE WORLD ASSOCIATION OF CLOWNS
AND HES SO UPSET ABOUT IT, LIKE THIS IS THE MOST TRAGIC THING TO HAPPEN TO CLOWNS SINCE A CIRCUS FIRE
“These people aren’t clowns. They’re imposters.”
You can’t imagine a grown man saying that in an upset tone without laughing.
JUST IMAGINE AMERICA EXPLAINING THIS TO THE OTHER COUNTRIES:
America: (Drinking pumpkin spice latte)
Britain: So, America, what’s going on with you? (Takes a sip of tea)
America: Ah not much, just being overrun and terrorized by clowns-
Britain: (SPITS OUT TEA)
Canada: (SPITS OUT SYRUP)
France: (Drops baguette dramatically and watches it crack down the middle)
Mexico: (Crumbles taco) Los Payasos…
America: What? This isn’t normal for you guys-
Everyone: NOTHING YOU GO THROUGH IS NORMAL
America: Well god damn, okay
Its so ridiculous, it’s hilarious