don’t try to tell me Draco Malfoy wouldn’t be super into Bake Off
are you kidding me, he would make little flags for his favourite and yell at the screen when the bottoms are soggy
one of the posters in his room may or may nor be enchanted to conceal his pictures of the sassy lesbians
he once tried baking a technical challenge when his parents weren’t home because he would get it right, he’s a malfoy.
the house elves don’t talk about that day
okay but think about the time line
Draco is in his thirties by the time bake off is thing. He does all these things anyway.