lesbianvenom:

I think about a lesbian remake of the little mermaid all the time. Like the sea witch says she needs true loves first kiss to keep her a mermaid so she’s like “alright gotta kiss that prince” bc compulsory heterosexuality still exists in the mermaid world

so she gets onto land with legs and meets the prince, who takes her back to his castle, where she meets the prince’s sister. so for a good while the little mermaid is trying to get the prince, but she slowly realizes she’s enjoying his friendship and doesn’t really want to kiss him but she’s gotta bc he’s her tru love??

all the while the princess and little mermaid are sharing clothes, having sleepovers, and the princess is telling the little mermaid all her secrets about how she doesn’t want to marry a prince and move away from home, she just wants to stay here and be happy and the little mermaid understands bc sometimes she misses home too. also the princess is super pretty and kind and all of that.

so one day they’re sitting on the princess’s bed and sure enough, the princess winds up kissing the little mermaid, and it feels like magic. and it turns out it is magic bc the princess was her true love all along (the sea witch said TRUE LOVE bc she doesn’t subscribe to heterosexist norms) and her legs feel all tingly and her heart is fluttering and then she says “wow” bc her voice is back and the princess is like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway gay little mermaid