byzantineclairvoyant:

where-the-shit-is-my-art-pencil:

bad idea: a fantroll whose quirk is writing everything out with the international phonetic alphabet like a dictionary pronunciation guide.

bæd 

aɪˈdiə: 

eɪ

ˈfæntɹoʊl huːz kwɜːk ɪz ˈɹaɪtɪŋ ˈɛvɹiˌθɪŋ aʊt 

wɪθ 

ðə ɪntɚˈnæʃənəl fəˈnɛtɪk ˈæl.fə.bɛt 

laɪk 

eɪ 

dĭk’shənĕrē  pɹənʌnsiˈeɪʃən 

ɡaɪd.