I like stuff about the kids eventually becoming mythological figures, but I can’t imagine they’ll ever stop being ridiculous.
“According to legend, the Knight of Blood is a wrathful god, and his fury is terrible to behold,” says the theological text.
“WHOEVER ATE THE REST OF THE CEREAL AND PUT THE EMPTY FUCKING BOX BACK IN THE CABINET SHOULD BE FEELING PRETTY GODDAMN ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES RIGHT NOW” says Karkat, standing in The Living Room of the Gods and yelling at the top of his lungs. “WHO DOES THAT? PEOPLE WITH NO GRASP OF BASIC FUCKING COURTESY, THAT’S WHO. I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M STUCK GOVERNING A UNIVERSE WITH YOU ASSHOLES FOR ALL ETERNITY.”
dave is hoping terezi doesn’t choose now to bring up the fact that he smells like cereal and guilt
