voidbat:

ivankitsune:

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

I’ve actually played the default iPhone ringtone at full blast at Jo-Ann’s during a quick shopping trip.  Just so I could make them slow down to dig their purses out from under a giant pile of bulk fabric, so I could get to the only open checkout lane with my ten items before I had to spend half an hour waiting for them.

I am, in fact, going to hell. But I’m having fun on the way I guess.

…you’re a fucking genius.