The Wrinklefucker
The Telescopic Sassacrusher
The Battlespork of Zillywut
Fiduspear
Daggerlance
The Demonbane Ragripper
The Thistles of Zillywitch
Needlewands
Sollux’s Throwing Stars
The Spear Cane
The Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete
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Scarlet Ribbitar
The Human Pornography Sword
The Brainfork
and yeah, there are more, but I’m tired