thesummoningdark:

rhys1812:

an-apes-number-2:

samuel-vimes:

thesummoningdark:

rhys1812:

Just thinking that I kinda want to take the “Great” out of Great Britain. Kinda feels like bragging especially as we’re not that great any more. 
I mean, you don’t get 
“Très Bien France”
“Vortrefflich Deutschland”

We should crowdsource a new adjective. Personally I think Adequate Britain has a nice ring to it. The United Kingdom of Adequate Britain and Northern Ireland.

I think we should change it according to who’s in government. We’ve got Tories now, so at the moment it’s “The United Kingdom of What the Shit Britain and Northern Ireland.”

Or The United Kingdom of Our Prime Minster Fucked A Pig Britain and Northern Ireland.

He fucked Northern Ireland too? 

Fucking Northern Ireland is a long standing prime ministerial tradition