whoopsrobots:

I want to see a ghost hunt POV shot filmed by the ghost. I want to see a wiggly camera and a quiet disembodied voice going, “okay, so Chet and Ricky are here for a supernatural sighting. I’m going to make it a little chilly. Let’s see what happens.” Basic two ghost hunting bros walk in like ‘ooh, I feel a very hostile presence, very dark’. We hear the disembodied voice snort, his ghost buddy like dude shhh shut up and then pushes like, a pencil off the table. Chad and Brad flip shit and fuckign book it and the camera jumps, ghost and ghost bro just losing it, “oh my god, oh my god, that was fucking golden”. Next week, Sara and her boyfriend are there on a date. Ghost bro empties ketchup on a window and boyfriend pisses himself