jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

rockscanfly:

roachpatrol:

ok but has anyone considered… stormtrooper memes. stormtroopers with injokes. stormtroopers quietly passing along little nudges and references while they’re standing guard or patrolling endless hallways. hux pausing halfway through a speech, suspiciously— he just heard a very tiny, staticy giggle. like,

• (standing in front of blank wall or empty box) nothing to see here, move along
• let’s just put that in the back pocket for now mmkay
• *eats ration bar* mm mmm tastes like [dead comrade]
• you can’t be mean to me on my birthday
• *force chokes a problem*
• (between heavy darth vader wheezes) i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed. 
• (when something falls over) rebel scum!
• *points at large machine* mom
• it’s party time (everyone stands perfectly still for at least a minute)
• (when friend come into the room) you’re surplus to requirements
• they put a worm in him
• *picks up thing that is not a phaser* pew pew
• i’m matt the radar technician

• millennium falcon as a code for “mother fucker”
• Sending troopers new to the unit on an ruffleluff hunt
• spreading the rumor that Hoth is secretly the main base because that’s the only place their uniforms make sense as camo
• tagging other trooper’s helmets with mysterious substances when they’re not looking
• radioing sanitation to ‘come take out this trash’ when dragging another trooper

• there’s coffee and doughnuts in the breakroom
• *does something dangerous* eat me ass first
• healthy habits start at home
• well, as we all know, [lie]
• *gives someone a pinecone*  (very difficult to pull off)
• i can’t go out dressed like THIS!
• my morale is so [genital adjective] right now.
• does anyone need to stormpooper before we go
• fun is illegal 
• *puts foot in small box* i live here now
• doubletime sleeping
• *points at captain phasma* mom

phasma jokes such as “why isn’t there a street named after her? because no one crosses phasma and lives” and “phasma doesn’t do pushups, she pushes the ground down”