dirkar:

s-opal:

dirk tries to eat an orange for the first time

because of this post

“What the fuck is this whack shit? This tastes like the half-processed pulp of a pre-apocalypse paper factory mache slathered around a flatlined Fanta. I’m sorry, Doctor. He’s covered in some sort of disgusting industrial casing and no one wants to bite through it to place the AED. We’ve lost him, sir.”