Okay get this : Poe Dameron does Drunk History (of the Rebellion)
#and then general organa was a fuxkin badass#I don’t remember why#she’s just always the shit#I love her#do you think she’s proud of me? (via boxoftheskyking)
Poe Dameron, in an extremely slurred voice: “And Leia’s like, ‘help me obi juan whoever the fuck you are, you’re my only—my only—my only ho.’”
[holds up a finger and pauses to drink the rest of his beer]