softdirks:

villains of homestuck

• sentient chess piece so mad about wearing a hat he goes on a murderous rampage across multiple universes, he eventually becomes part ultimate spirit dog
• alien empress in a latex bodysuit with a trident who speaks solely in fish puns and is also betty crocker
• omnipotent guy with a cueball for a head
• big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg
• alternate version of big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg, as a 13 year old 4chan user who hates women
• a puppet, which is the vessel for big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg’s soul
• guy fieri 
• some juggalos specifically the icp
• an alien capricorn clown who can never die