ok so i just made the stupidest fucking connection: when the beta kids and trolls were riding the meteor to the new session, they were basically hacking SBURB the same way the “half a press” guy was hacking super mario 64. like.
rose lalonde, talking into her mic for her SBURB Let’s Play youtube channel: If we direct the meteor in this precise direction on the game’s map and maintain the appropriate speed for three years, we can, conceivably, navigate the uncharted void to a parallel universe,
*DIrk LPing the Alpha session* It might looks like everyone’s dead, but there’s a way around this.
But first, we need to talk about how you’re going to have to decapitate me.