nineprotons:

derplefurf:

darthsquidious:

On your child’s first birthday, assign them a D&D class based on their personality and skill set. A kid who tends to break things might be a fighter, while a highly social, music-loving kid might be a bard. As they grow up, give them the option to multiclass or change classes entirely as they level up. Remember, some skills (dex, int) might develop later in life, so a level 1 fighter may become a rogue by level 5 or 6.

“How adorable! How old is she?”
“Oh, she’s a Level 5 Paladin! She’s really liking math, though, so she might multiclass Wizard next year.”

We must do this.