THE SIGNS AS ALIGNMENTS

Aries: Chaotic Arsonist
Taurus: Neutral Rock
Gemini: Chaotic Mitochondria
Cancer: Lawful Emo
Leo: Neutral Dead
Virgo: True Cat
Libra: Lawful Asshole
Scorpio: Neutral Punk
Sagittarius: Chaotic Grim Reaper
Capricorn: Lawful Spawn of the Devil
Aquarius: Neutral Nerd
Pisces: Chaotic Crying