landofscrubsandcrumbs:

with all the success and prestige that they (mostly dave) gains dave is able to fund an actual romcom written by karkat. he gives him like any budget he wants. dave just doesnt answer paparazzi questions for like months he just responds with “go see my dudes movie its out friday” and when it premieres all their friends come to see it and and its the perfect amount of cheesy and lame and karkat cries at his own premiere