kingcheddarxvii:

his wife stared at him coldly from across the table, smoking a cigarette.
“the man I married didn’t draw Naruto yaoi.” she muttered through a cloud of smoke.
he slam the table hard with his fist, spilling his apple juice
“NARUTO YAOI PUTS NOTES ON THE TABLE, JESS” he retorted, but the words rang as hollow as his heart