“hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.”
Dan from Optus is politely not having any of your racist crap today
I want to buy Dan from Optus dinner
Wow!
That last one is a very polite burn. A+
Damn, Dan, you are really fucking good at that.
“Australia is a nation full of languages, some 200 plus of them are native to Australia, but English is not one of those native languages.”
I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY THIS PERSON.