rabbivole:

Me: *walking into a meeting with tech bro investors* hi i’m introducing wrk.ng, it’s a hot new subscription service where you pay a little every month and get access to things like qualified advisers and mediators for Boss Trubs™ and the ability to organise events like Stryks™ with other workers in your field, as well as great social media interconnectivity with our Solid:Arity(esq.) widget

Investors: wait hang on is this a union? we really don’t like those

Me: haha no it’s uhhhhhhhhhhh disruption *sweats profusely* smartphones?