the signs as shit papyrus says

aries: “Wowie! You did it! You didn’t do a violence!!!”
taurus: “Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!!!”
gemini: “I wish I had eight legs… so I could wear four pairs of hotpants.”
cancer: [to Undyne] “Whatever, Mom!!!”
leo: “Oh no!!! You’re meeting all my standards!!!”
virgo: “Did Asgore shave…and then clone himself???”
libra: “He’s my favorite sexy rectangle!!”
scorpio: “It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”
sagittarius: “As for your work, put a little more… BACKBONE into it!”
capricorn: “Excuse me? I am the very cool online guy,”
aquarius: “I can’t believe I’m finally meeting the sun!!!”
pisces: “You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!!!”